Definitions by team penis

Jeter 

- Shortstop for the New York Yankees who wears #2 on his jersey who:
I. Has AIDS
II. Sucks in three very specific ways:
(a) So Hard
(b) So Bad
(c) Wicked Bad

Jeter is a fucking asshat, but then again he is a Yankee so that makes sense.

Jeter by Team Penis October 15, 2004

buchdahl 

To demean someone sexually (usually via dry-humping) while in the midst of a drunken fit.

Oh man, you just got buchdahlled. I feel sorry for you.

buchdahl by team penis October 7, 2004

ackrite 

Best Ackrite bitch!

The bitch betta Ackrite or get the fuck out!

ackrite by Team Penis March 16, 2003

ass cashew 

A piece of fecal matter. Excrement. A turd.

The ass cashew gave off a vile stench from the bathroom.

ass cashew by Team Penis March 16, 2003