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Manitoba Spitroast

A winter-themed power move where two guys sandwich a third participant between them while standing in front of an open freezer, because body heat is overrated. It’s all about the "arctic endurance"—the first one to pull away for warmth buys the next round of drinks. Named after Cels, who famously tried this during a blizzard and couldn't feel his legs for a week.

I told Cels we were doing a Manitoba Spitroast tonight, and he showed up with a parka and nothing else. We were freezing, but honestly, it was the best hookup of the year.

Manitoba Spitroast by teakatsu June 17, 2026