Definitions by tbonaz

accident 

An unintended mistake of some kind.

(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see shart for examples).
(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.

At the urinalysis drug testing facility:
Nurse: Did we have a little accident?
Patient: Accident? *looks down at self with bewilderment*
Nurse: Oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.

accident by tbonaz March 11, 2008