Definitions by taco Tuesday

Pretard

Noun. A person who unnecessarily obtains pre-board on a Southwest flight to subvert the A,B,C boarding process.

Damn! Thanks to all the pretards, I'm 5 rows back despite having A16 boarding position!

Pretard by taco Tuesday September 28, 2017

Knowify 

Urban speak for notify.

Steve: "What's the deal with Ladasha? Is she going clubbing?"

Ladeasawn: "When I akst her she say she'll knowify me."

Steve: "That bitch is straight trippin."

Ladeasawn: "Pshh, no doubt brah."

Knowify by taco Tuesday August 14, 2017

Taco toast 

When two women (generally lesbians) rub their vaginas together to achieve sexual climax. Formerly referred to as "scissoring". (Taco toasting when used as a verb)

Hey gurl, after we climax using vibrators let's taco toast to celebrate!

Taco toast by taco Tuesday April 24, 2015