Definitions by synthetic dreams

awkwarditity 

The act of awkardness.

Matt's awkwarditity kept him from ever getting laid.

awkwarditity by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

fan commander 

A girl with titties the size of her head that has somehow managed to bend down and take it like the beast she is. Full in the mouth. a.k.a. a master of the bj.

"Dude Tiffany is such a fan commander." -Eric
"Man, I know. She can command mine anyday." -John.

fan commander by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007