synthetic dreams's definitions

awkwarditity

The act of awkardness.

Matt's awkwarditity kept him from ever getting laid.

by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

fan commander

A girl with titties the size of her head that has somehow managed to bend down and take it like the beast she is. Full in the mouth. a.k.a. a master of the bj.

"Dude Tiffany is such a fan commander." -Eric
"Man, I know. She can command mine anyday." -John.

by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007