Definitions by swoke meed

Trollex 

A fake Rolex to make you look wealthy.
A fake Rolex that doe not tell time and makes you screw up.

At the expensive restaurant Harry wore his Trollex and was treated with respect.
My Trollex told the wrong time and i was late for the business meeting.

Trollex by swoke meed September 22, 2015

Rektum 

Getting your ass kicked or kicking someone else's ass.

Having anal sex and your rectum or partners' rectum is hurt.

Bob: Last night Harry got rektum by John.

Rektum by Swoke Meed July 17, 2015