sweet cordelia brown's definitions

funeral whore

This is what you call a person who attends numerous funerals without any connection to the family or the deceased. Only shows up to pretend they care and drum up business and to be "seen".

Jane: Josh left early yesterday to attend that young girl's funeral.

Mildred: What did she die of?

Jane: He didn't know. He is such a funeral whore.

by sweet cordelia brown April 1, 2012