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One who possesses a gigantic torso, loves nature, the honeys, beer, marijuana, dancing, Marlboro Reds, whiskey, conquering, trouble to end, George Jones and fish.

Richard, Marsh, Dick, Dickard, Rich, Training Spiders, Wild Man Syndrome 101, Demon Chasing, Jungle Running.
MAN requires 48 gallons of water, 250 lbs. of red... barely dead meat, 60,000 grams of carbohydrates, the hunting of animals... (hands as weapons, mind as power, torso to initiate) and vast quantities of physical attention from females (preferably 75-127) to survive one day.
by sweet baby January 31, 2008
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