Egoseismic

The opinion of an individual that wherever their geographic location, earthquakes and other seismic activity will flee.

"I've never experienced an earthquake. I moved from the east coast to the west coast, and since I left there has been an earthquake on the west coast, yet never an earthquake here on the east coast."
"Dude you are so Egoseismic"

by sugaritupp June 13, 2012