sugar high

A sugar high, or sugar rush, is when you become hyper from eating large amounts of sugary foods. Signs of a sugar high are excitement, running and jumping around like crazy, talking quickly, and continuously eating sugary foods regardless of how full you are. Sugar highs are relatively safe, as pretty much the only risk is making you fat.

WAYS TO GET A SUGAR HIGH

If you want to get a sugar high, do ONE of the following things. Doing more than one of the following things will make you sick from eating too much.

-have 3 or more of the packets of REAL sugar at a restaurant (my favorite method)
-eat 8 or more ounces of chocolate bars (can make you nauseous)
-have 2 or more sugar donuts

-spend the whole day chewing sugary gum (not tested)
-have 2 or more cupcakes
-eat a large amount of funnelcake (my second favorite)
-drink a large amount of soda (can be difficult to drink quickly enough)
-drink a glass of honeysuckle nectar (can be difficult to find enough honeysuckle, but works well)

Girl 1: *smiles a creepy smile and runs around* CAAAAAAAANDY!
Girl 2: What's up with her?
Girl 3: She's been eating chocolate bars all day.
Girl 2: She's lucky! I've been drinking soda all day but I never get a sugar high like that.

by sugarhigh2k15 January 10, 2015