Definitions by stupid sexy flanders

Purranda 

A portmanteau of "purr" and "veranda", a purranda is an enclosed, outdoor space for a cat (like a catio).

I couldn't find Socks anywhere but then found her asleep in her purranda.

Purranda by stupid sexy flanders April 1, 2019

Cinnamon Toast Munch 

Going down on a woman while she eats breakfast cereal (preferably Cinnamon Toast Crunch).

Emily preferred to start her morning with Cinnamon Toast Munch, and her boyfriend was happy to oblige.

Cinnamon Toast Munch by stupid sexy flanders June 16, 2018

Almond Steamer 

When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.

Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.

Almond Steamer by stupid sexy flanders June 12, 2018

Fluffermutter 

A really fluffy dog.

Damn, son, look at that fluffermutter!

Fluffermutter by stupid sexy flanders June 12, 2018