lock stock

Something that is fail safe, cannot lose. A deal that is sealed.
I tell you, we have this scam sorted, lock stock the whole nine yards.

The deal's done lock stock.

Security? You're looking at security, I'm the commandant, this is lock stock, I'm telling you.
by stuntedmonk April 16, 2007
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shit squiggles

To have diarrhea
Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.

Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.

My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
by stuntedmonk April 01, 2010
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