Definitions by stuntedmonk

diesel 

Liverpudlian slang. Often used as a nickname. Diesel sounds similar to "these will". Hence the slang translates to:

a: We call him 'Diesel'.

b: Diesel, what the fuck is that about?

a: Cos, you know, he has sticky fingers "Diesel do and diesel do". Man he'd steal his grandmothers fucking pension I tell you.

diesel by stuntedmonk April 16, 2007

kiffed 

A little bit strange, not quite right. Against the norm.

Also the feeling after having smoked marijuana; Jamaican derivative.

What is with your hair it looks kiffed.

That house/car/person looks kiffed.

kiffed by stuntedmonk January 23, 2007