Definitions by student of the scroll

run a virus scan 

The act of jerking off to internet porn.

What's he doing in there with the door closed? I think he's running a virus scan.

I always run a virus scan before I leave the office.

run a virus scan by student of the scroll September 16, 2009

britney spears 

Failure to properly secure a child in a motor vehicle.

Shouldn't that mom's kid be in a baby seat? Yeah, she's totally pulling a britney spears.

britney spears by student of the scroll September 5, 2009