james blunted

Rhyming slang for "cunted." Used to mean completely drunk.
I got so james blunted the other night I tried to hump a goose.
by Strawberry Spam September 28, 2007
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Chocolate Lollipop

Like a fish lollipop but worse. When you give anal sex to your girlfriend then make her give you a blow job afterwards. She's unlikely to do this unless really drunk.
She's have a bad taste in her mouth after giving me that chocolate lollipop. I'm not kissing her again after that!
by strawberry spam July 24, 2006
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