Definitions by strawberry spam

james blunted 

Rhyming slang for "cunted." Used to mean completely drunk.

I got so james blunted the other night I tried to hump a goose.

james blunted by Strawberry Spam September 28, 2007

Chocolate Lollipop 

Like a fish lollipop but worse. When you give anal sex to your girlfriend then make her give you a blow job afterwards. She's unlikely to do this unless really drunk.

She's have a bad taste in her mouth after giving me that chocolate lollipop. I'm not kissing her again after that!

Chocolate Lollipop by strawberry spam July 24, 2006