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Mississippi Sock Puppet

Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.

I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.

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When a man's flaccid penis is so long, he is unable to wear shorts, without it sticking out the bottom, so he must fold it up, and tape it to itself.

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