Definitions by stevsteve jobs

Hoonkey Doonkey 

A little boy who thinks he is a donkey, but he is in fact a boy
He is also gay

Frank "Hey guys"
Jerper "Nah wtf fam, what are you, a hoonkey doonkey

Hoonkey Doonkey by stevsteve jobs March 23, 2017

Boitch 

A dumbass fat slub of joe, who thinks they are funny

Parker "Why did the chicken cross the road"
Steve "Why"
Parker "To get to the other side"
Steve " Stfu you dumb boitch"

Boitch by stevsteve jobs March 23, 2017

jacksfilms 

A talentless, unfunny human scum dog

Jacksfilms "Top of the morning to ya laddes"
Everybody (looks at the screen for one second) "Nah, fuck that"

jacksfilms by stevsteve jobs March 23, 2017

papa gonzo 

Papa Gonzo is the nickname used on the back of a year 12 jumper
It is the greatest nickname known to mankind
Don't you dare try deny it

Boy: "Hey what's up"
Girl "Nothing much"
Boy "Yo, did you see this fucking stanky ass name papa gonzo on the back of my year 12 jumper"
Girl "Uhh yeah"
Boy "It's so much better than yours, yours is fucking shit"

papa gonzo by stevsteve jobs March 23, 2017