steven hayes's definitions

tankus

A living example of inter-species breeding.

One such case currently resides in Canada. While the guesses as to which species it was run close to infinite, most scientists suspect he was conceived during a wild party involving a herd of buffalo and his crack-addicted mother.

Christ, you tankus... They really ruined a perfectly good rectum when they put teeth in your mouth.

by Steven Hayes June 1, 2004

zohovitz

man or woman who engages in anal, vaginal, and or oral intercourse with a robot or machine.

steve loves a good zohovitz every now and then.

by steven hayes February 2, 2005