3 definitions by steve man mcgee
Calmagog is the name of the god of the spontaneous, invoked to excuse a bad idea or meaningless action.
by steve man mcgee February 9, 2022
A comical combination of "sort of" and "artifact" used to describe objects with no real monetary worth, but are unusual and fascinating nonetheless.
by steve man mcgee February 9, 2022
An understanding of a concept so strong that you have a disturbing understanding of it, no no no you don't get it like I mean someone can still know about it, but not know as much as you do, usually in a depressing "oh godi get it now" sort of manner, the more of this painful knowledge is amassed the worse ones mind becomes.
gary: oh god i understand.
larry: why what?
gary: the full saying isn't blood is thicker than water.
larry: what do you mean
gary: its "the blood of the covenant is thicker then the water of the womb"
larry: and that bad because?
gary: everyone thinks that blood relatives are more important
than friends because some fucker wouldn't say the full thing.
larry: oh god.
gary: this is a Genuinely painful understanding of the world as i know it.
larry: why what?
gary: the full saying isn't blood is thicker than water.
larry: what do you mean
gary: its "the blood of the covenant is thicker then the water of the womb"
larry: and that bad because?
gary: everyone thinks that blood relatives are more important
than friends because some fucker wouldn't say the full thing.
larry: oh god.
gary: this is a Genuinely painful understanding of the world as i know it.
by steve man mcgee February 9, 2022