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dirty garnet

going to the strippers and seeing your friends mom working there. then she takes off your belt uses it s a dog collar and rides you around the stage.

man did you here about last night at the strippers , i'm such a dirty garnet!

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going to the strippers an seeing youre friends mom working. then the friends mom rides you around like a dog on stage, now youre a dirty garnet.

"man im so embarassed i went to the rippers an got rode by mikes mom, im such a dirty garnet"

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