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PPG

If you find yourself above the age of 35, too tan and without a man, you are a PPG (Post Party Girl). A PPG usually works retail within 20 miles of where she spent her white, binge partying adolescence and has graduated to almost-but-not-quite-senior level "sales associate" at (fill in preppy store).

God that saleswoman was such a bitch! PPG applies.

by step44rd January 10, 2011