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Being A Dean

Someone with severe mental retardation due to endless benders on hardcore drugs.
Origin - An inbred named Lewis Patten was so stupid and addicted to drugs that he was led to believe his actual name was Dean, hence the saying, ‘Dont be a Dean.’
Person 1: “Lad you’re being a dean you.”
Person 2: “Fuck off i’m nothing like that scruff.”
Lewis: “Anyone got any ket? Ere if you do 24 bumps I’ll do 1 bump.”
Being A Dean by stalecumeater October 17, 2025

Wigan Pie Mixer

During the act of intercourse the male will insert the remnants of Galloways pies into the females anal cavity and use his erect member to mix it up inside of the woman while repeating the phrase “I’m hungry me” in a wigan accent
“Did ya hear abart Jen?”
Nay, whats happened to ‘er?”

“‘Er fellas gone n’ done the Wigan Pie Mixer on ‘er.”
“Thats brutal tha’”
Wigan Pie Mixer by stalecumeater October 17, 2025