wet luigi

to perform the wet luigi, you must first approach a target undetected. Then, in a fluid motion, pull down that person's pants, spread they bum-cheeks, and spit inside their booty. Lastly, pull the receiver's pants back up and kick the extremely hard in the ass. Extremely good for kicking people out of houses or cars.
She was pissing me off so I kicked her out, but when she was leaving, I gave her a wet luigi.
by Spoof January 26, 2005
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rumple blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"
Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.
by Spoof January 23, 2005
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