special ed's definitions

Disappearing Panda

when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.

My chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!

by Special Ed February 2, 2005

illini

The name of the university of illini athletics team name.

The fighting Illini basketball team is kick ass

by special ed March 24, 2005

Turfucky

A turkey stuffed with 5 to 7lbs of calf liver and held at 98.6 deg F.

A Turducky is a boned chicken stuffed into a boned duck and then both are stuffed into a turkey. A Turfucky is similar.

by Special Ed November 29, 2003

4th of july

the act of eating a girl out with pop rocks in your mouth to give her pleasure.

dude, my girl gave me a random gift today so i rewarded her with a 4th of july.

by Special Ed January 20, 2005