Definitions by spc diggins

effingham 

used with primarily army personnel to describe a particularly retarded action or comeback by another soldier
can also be used in a west virginia type context to describe being from a primarily "straight" family tree.

timothy says the classic comeback of "your momma" and gets the response "your effingham" which shuts him up.

effingham by spc diggins October 30, 2007

seadonkey 

a girl so ugly and hideous that normal words cannot describe her so you must resort to referring to her in the terms of manatee or some water elephant type creatures

i saw john last night heading home from the club with that seadonkey. man he must have been wasted!

seadonkey by spc diggins October 30, 2007

meat straw 

a miltary word for dick, or to degrade someone

you have asthma because you drink through a meat straw jack.
or
that guy loves the meat straw.

meat straw by spc diggins October 30, 2007