space cowboy lover's definitions

Oldwick

A town in New Jersey where the famous Parker family resides. Usually associated with power and wealth, because those fortunate to live there in the presence of a certain person go out to do great things with their lives. Dress code involves Vineyard Vines and J. Crew ONLY

Person A: Where do you live?
Person B: New York City, Upper East Side. How about you?
Person A: Oldwick, duuude.
Person B: ahhh! SOOO jealous! Are you a Parker?

by space cowboy lover November 4, 2009