2 definitions by southern belch
A southern female who has delusional belief she is on a par with the attractiveness or charm of any southern chic flic actress like Julia Roberts in Steel Magnolias or Mary Louise Parker in Fried green tomatoes. When in reality they have the sexual appeal of Kenny Powers.
by southern belch November 19, 2010
A southern female who has delusional belief she is Scarlet O'hara. When in reality she has the etiquette of a fraternity brother, arm hair of a wookie, and twang that would make your deaf grandfather have seizers upon listening. Generally receive higher education at vo-tech or beauty school.
Dude have you seen those Cowbells at piggly wiggly? I can't even get to the buy one get one ben and jerry pints. And in all the confusion all i can hear is Ya'll see this here sale! I don't know if I should by my usual Misty ultra lights or chubby hubby and half baked.
by southern belch November 19, 2010