soup tyrant's definitions

Maaatheeuus Energy

When the sheer presence of a gamer from Brazil empowers everyone in their vicinity.

Discord Guy 1: "When Bartholomew joined the discord voice call, I suddenly felt like I upped my game."

Discord Guy 2: "Damn, that dude must have Maaatheeuus Energy."

by soup tyrant January 2, 2021

Cuandus Male

A male that has risen beyond both yogurt and alpha males, one which has learned the true meaning of cuandus. If one does not know what cuandus means, they will be laughed at by the Cuandus Males, who are well aware of their dominance and superiority for being aware of the meaning of cuandus. To a cuandus male, sex is cool but virginity is cooler. They do not waste their time with women and instead favor men of similar statures. Once one becomes a Cuandus Male, Cuandus becomes their way of life, in all forms. They start to emanate an energy known as Cuandus Male energy, which radiates dominance. It makes all nearby Alpha Males submissive and breedable by comparison.

Man 1: "Is that a Cuandus Male?"
Man 2: "Yeah, I think so."
Man 1: "I hope he pegs me."

by soup tyrant February 21, 2022