Definitions by sonny bono

peking noodle 

When one's penis is sticking through the hole in one's underpants. This is usually seen with boxer shorts.

When Jimmy took his pants off before basketball practice he was embarrassed when Frankie told him he had a peking noodle.

peking noodle by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005

Anal Filbert 

While in the act of mutual masturbation, shoving shelled peanuts or peanut M&Ms into the anus of your partner until he or she climaxes thus shitting out all of the peanuts or M&Ms.

Bro, I've been cleaning my house all day because I met this girl at the bar last night and she gave me the best anal filbert of my life, there was shit everywhere.

Anal Filbert by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005

tank ass 

an ass so large that if you tried to assram it your penis would not penetrate the rectum.

tank ass by sonny bono September 6, 2003