Definitions by sofa king retar dead

Alcohol 

The catalyst & reason all ugly people are hooking up, why most settle, not accomplish their dreams, pass out get up and do it again the next day.

I don't always drink alcohol, but when I do it's before work, after work And sometimes in between.

Alcohol by sofa king retar dead April 3, 2017

clifford 

A douche bag that occasionally migrates to california to live with his boyfriend (homosexual lover), who is in the navy and shoots white navy-gravy (semen) into the anus's of young seamen. (adj.)

Cody: "Hey check out that small seaman in his all white seaman suit!"
Garison: "Ew that? That's just another clifford."

clifford by sofa king retar dead June 30, 2008