scrumpet

A brittish delecacy which has a small amount of rat feces in its ingredients.
shall we have tea and scrumpets with our evening meal?
by soapy nipples January 15, 2005
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snartle

to defecate off of a public building.
Lets go snartle off the empire state building.
by soapy nipples January 15, 2005
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