Definitions by soapy nipples

snartle 

to defecate off of a public building.

Lets go snartle off the empire state building.

snartle by soapy nipples January 15, 2005

scrumpet 

A brittish delecacy which has a small amount of rat feces in its ingredients.

shall we have tea and scrumpets with our evening meal?

scrumpet by soapy nipples January 15, 2005