whorebore

A heterosexual man who enjoys paying for sex with prostitutes. (He bores into the whores with his man drill- penis).

My buddy Jason is such a whorebore. Every Saturday night after the bars close, he's cruising downtown for streetwalkers. The skankier the better.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

funky fingers

A guy who habitually masturbates.

Dude, go wash your freaking hands. You got funky fingers! It's time for you to find a girl!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

slick stroke

When a man reaches under a woman, who is in the doggy style position, and strokes her vagina until she gets wet.

My girlfriend likes it when I give her the slick stroke.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

leaping lizard

an erection in the pants, clearly visible to others

Whoa, check out that leaping lizard. He needs a date!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009