Porcelain Slug N. 1) The resulting sluglike turd left behind when sitting on the toilet backwrds. 2) To leave a turd on the inside of the toilet bowl just above the water line.
Porcelain Slug
1) I was in a hurry and didn't have time to turn around and sit. So, I had to leave a Porcelain Slug.
2) After drinking 15 beers I snuck into my mother-in-law's bathroom and left her a Porcelain Slug.
1) I was in a hurry and didn't have time to turn around and sit. So, I had to leave a Porcelain Slug.
2) After drinking 15 beers I snuck into my mother-in-law's bathroom and left her a Porcelain Slug.
by SirIsaacHillary September 09, 2005
(Pee Fun-K) N. 1)Parliament Funkadelic (2) Musical Sounds made by George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic and Bootsy Collins. (3) Strong smelling urine usually a biproduct of consuming too much sulfur in foods and vitamins. (4) Chunky or dark discharge during urination.
1) Did you get the best of P- Funk CD yet?
2) Bow-wow-wow, Baby. Yeah feel the P- Funk baby.
3) Ewww, hey Joe come smell this P- Funk.
4) Um, Doctor, I have a little P- Funk going on. It also burns a little.
2) Bow-wow-wow, Baby. Yeah feel the P- Funk baby.
3) Ewww, hey Joe come smell this P- Funk.
4) Um, Doctor, I have a little P- Funk going on. It also burns a little.
by SirIsaacHillary September 07, 2005
(Kuh-weef) N. 1) The Fart noise made by the outflux of air from the vagina. Tone and range depends on size of penis used during intercourse and the length of vaginal lips. Longer lips deliver a deeper tone as shorter lips give off a shorter sharp tone. 2) Anyone who wears socks with sandals. 3) John Kerry, Al Gore and any other democrat who is completely devoid of a personality. 4) A Hamburger patty made from a combination of Quayle and Beef (See also Beefalo). 5) The Queen of France.
queef
1) I pounded your mom so hard that she queefed so loud that my clapper turned the lights on.
2) Dude no wonder your mom cheats on your dad. He's a total queef.
3) You both lost to "W"? God you guys are Queefs.
4) Wow Bill, this Queef burger is fantastic. Got any honey mustard?
5) All hail the Queef. Long live the Queef!
1) I pounded your mom so hard that she queefed so loud that my clapper turned the lights on.
2) Dude no wonder your mom cheats on your dad. He's a total queef.
3) You both lost to "W"? God you guys are Queefs.
4) Wow Bill, this Queef burger is fantastic. Got any honey mustard?
5) All hail the Queef. Long live the Queef!
by sirisaachillary September 15, 2005