sir dirty sanchez's definitions

tear gas

the act of farting in the palm of your hand and closing it very tightly so no substance comes out,then when some poor shmuck is not ready for it you unleash the gas from your kung-fu grip directly into the face of your victim.if done correctly you will bring tears to the eyes of the recevier.in some cases of tear gasing but very rare the victim will pass out.

hey chuck give your girlfriend betty a tear gasing!it might get her to finally shut up!

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 28, 2005

A Red

Refers to a non-menthol cigarette.Is called a red because of the red marking on its crush proof pack.Reds are also called full flavor cigarettes or regulars.Most popular brand is the Marborolo Red.

Dude #1:Hey gotta smoke?
Dude#2:Yea here.
Dude#1:Awhh!Is it a Red?
Dude#2:Yea why?
Dude#1:Reds make me sick,take it back.

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 6, 2005

Milwaukee's beast

Refers to the nasty brand of beer called Milwaukee's Best Lite.This is one of the worst tasting beers that was ever brewed.Imangine taking a sip from a cup that tastes like someone pissed in it 3 hours before you drank it well that would be the aweful taste of "The Beast".Word of advice when drinking beer go for a lager not a piss colored or tasting frost brewed peice of crap.

Man#1:Wanna cold one?
Man#2:Yea sure.
Man#1: You Want Yungling or "The Beast"?
Man#2:Yungling bro "The Beast" tastes like Im swishing around piss in my mouth.

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 12, 2005

dragons breath

When a man is about to preform oral sexual pleasures on a woman, then out of nowhere that woman releases a quief or vaginal flatulance into the males face spraying him with hott air that reakes of sulfure and some what feels like a dragons breath.

i gave tom the worst case of dragons breath last night.said flo.

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 28, 2005

skyliner

To have a massive erection which stands directly upward making it look as if there is a skyscraper in ones pants.May be easily spotted if one were to wear sweatpants.

You may wanna tuck that,it looks like your packin a skyliner between your legs.

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 9, 2005