sir deacon's definitions

obeast

unattractive female; physically gruesome. a combination of obese and beast. Must have a few characteristics of a wild animal; snaggletooth, venom, or fur. 350+ LBS. No attractive attributes must be present to qualify. Mustache BONUS!!

Remember that ugly ass chic that lived down the block, well she got maaaaaaaaaad fat. That bitch is OBEAST now!!

by sir deacon May 18, 2009

Ball Bonkers

The male equivalent of having a titty attack.

If i dont eat soon... Im going ball bonkers!

by sir deacon February 22, 2024