sir constipator's definitions

Hardwood

A decidous tree; a hyper erect penis, with a cherry on top.

Girl: I just bought some hardwood lumber to build my house.
Guy:I'll build your house.
Girl: my building code requires hardwood:
Guy: I got you covered.

by sir constipator April 19, 2018

she cannot

means the thing that she can't do, with emphasis on her inability to do the thing; stronger form of "she can't even"; milder form of "she can't not even"

Sabrina dislikes the 45th President of the United States; she cannot.

by sir constipator January 20, 2017

resentmark

When a person resents Denmark.

Mike: i have resentmark about the volume of lego in my house.
Friends: *laughter

by sir constipator August 31, 2018