2 definitions by sillydog900

Bad Crab

When Fingering a girl, a 'Crab' would be to insert 2 fingers into the vagina and use the thumb on the clit. Yet the 'Bad Crab' would be to insert two fingers into the vagina and the thumb into the anus.

" I bad crabbed a girl last, left shit on the thumb though"

by sillydog900 September 16, 2009

River Ouze

To find a girl with diarrhea, fuck her in the arse and piss in her. When you pull out, shit and shit should treacle out.

My bitch was ill with diarrhea so we did a River Ouze

by sillydog900 April 22, 2009