rugby league

A rugby union defect. A game in which each team is allowed 6 tackles before turnover and noone ever passes to anyone farther than a feet away from them because it is too "risky". When you get tackled, u must squirm like ur balls just got cut lose. When there is a scrum, the two teams binds with their head hanging in shame. During lineouts...oh wait, what lineout!? After all, rugby is known as RUGBY FOOTBALL, but wait again, leaguers don't know how to kick, hence a 40/20 rule was developed to promote the use of the boot.

To sum it all up, it is so retarded, it might as well be called american football.
Say what!? Those leaguers thinks they can take on the ALL BLACKS...

Leaguers, they have a funny way of saying things, muscle is apparently known as fat over there.

If you see a long spin pass or a drop goal, then it isn't league.

at this rate 'Dem leaguers might as well strapp'on helmets and paddings

the only reason league is getting thumbs up in urb dict is cause those in union have a life and don't waste night and day voting

Rugby league, the game played in hell.
by shitastic April 30, 2005
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rugby league

A rugby union defect. A game in which each team is allowed 6 tackles before turnover and noone ever passes to anyone farther than a feet away from them because it is too "risky". When you get tackled, u must squirm like ur balls just got cut lose. When there is a scrum, the two teams binds with their head hanging in shame. During lineouts...oh wait, what lineout!? After all, rugby is known as RUGBY FOOTBALL, but wait again, leaguers don't know how to kick, hence a 40/20 rule was developed to promote the use of the boot.

To sum it all up, it is so retarded, it might as well be called american football.
Say what!? Those leaguers thinks they can take on the ALL BLACKS...

Leaguers, they have a funny way of saying things, muscle is apparently known as speed over there.

If you see a spin pass or a drop goal, then it isn't league.

at this rate 'Dem leaguers might as well strapp'on helmets and paddings

the only reason league is getting thumbs up in urb dict is cause those in union have a life and don't waste night and day voting

Rugby league, the game played in hell.
by shitastic April 29, 2005
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digital suicide

Deleting all or most of your information from the internet namely social networking sites such as your facebook, twitter, xanga accounts.
Rocky: Did you hear about Frederic's death?

Rosy: What do you mean Frederic died, he's sitting across from us.

Rocky: He committed digital suicide when he applied for a new job.
by shitastic May 05, 2010
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China

A leading civilization where everything is made because of low wages (due to overpopulation hence unemployment) combined with high craftsmanship thus the reason why every major company invests in china as opposed to africa and india

Influenced basically all Asian countries: Japanese/Korean writing all have chinese characters, chopsticks used by Japan and Korea, many asians celebrates Chinese New Year (Lunar new year)

Chinese invented: gunpowder/fireworks,the first printing press, seismograph, decimal system, compass, writing, the first modern paper, spaghetti, iron casting, clock, first calculator(abacus), silk, umbrella, stirrup, kites(military communication) etc etc etc
Printing press came from China, but the westerners neglect that fact because the printing press only printed Chinese characters

The British wanted Chinese inventions, thus killing many Chinese/forcing them to take opium in exchange for items (Opium War)

When western medicines failed to save my aunt, Chinese medicine revived her

The americans are afraid that China will outpace the rest of the world again

China, the only asian country that has yet to be annexed entirely

Those assholes keep dissing Chinese, but they are the ones rocking made in China versace and driving in China manufactured Cadillac

Even original buildings in Japan and Korean looks like Chinese infrastructures

The Japanese writes Japan in Chinese
by shitastic January 24, 2005
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bertuzzi

Declared the best power forward in the NHL by peers, one who sticks up for a team mate, admits wrong doing and helped canucks from becoming obsolete
-steve moore had it coming when he gave Markus Naslund a concussion

-Even if steve was hit "fairly" as
opposed to being hit from behind, Bertuzzi would still own his ass silly

-step down tyson, Bertuzzi can beat the shit out of anyone

-one of the few giants that can puck handle and score
by Shitastic December 27, 2004
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