Definitions by shelly says

shwanker

A combination of words Shwamy (slimy) and Wanker (one who partakes in vigorous, inappropriate self pleasure)

"That guy is such a Shwanker! He tried to grope me and grope himself at the same time!"

shwanker by shelly says April 16, 2016

Wing dinger

A person who thinks that he/ she is proficient at gaining the attention of attractive individuals in a social setting (wingman) however, their proficiency is questionable and is mocked openly by the previously mentioned attractive individuals.

"Wow, John is a real Wing dinger.." said with a tone of sarcastic disdain.

Wing dinger by shelly says April 16, 2016