Definitions by shane rasmussen

Politowski 

1. A person pretending to be a lawyer without the necessary skills.
2. A man who wears a combover apparently not knowing it is totally embarrassing to his/herself.

Mr. Politowski is acting like such a Politowski.

Politowski by Shane Rasmussen January 21, 2003

kooklin'ed 

1. to get punched in the face at a hardcore show.

Man that little girl just got so kooklin'ed

kooklin'ed by shane rasmussen January 21, 2003