Definitions by shane cross

twern juice 

the little bit of skin beetween your ass and balls is called the twern,if itwern there your guts would fall out.when the twern gets sweaty it produces twern juice

man,that 20mile run really made my shorts wet with twern juice

twern juice by shane cross October 25, 2008

fessy

the art of going out on the piss and getting fucking messy.

wow,last night i must have had 20pints of beer! i was fessy!!

fessy by shane cross October 24, 2008