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Matt Barlow

Matt Barlow is the former Iced Earth lead vocalist. He has the best metal voice known to man, and is probably the main reason why the band kicked so much ass. He left after the events on 9/11 to peruse a career as a law enforcement officer. The fans of Iced Earth were extremely saddened by his departure, but support his decision to do whatever he wants with his life. Iced Earth currently has Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals. Owens is not quite as good as Barlow was, but is still a solid vocalist.

Set "Did you know that the voice of Jesus sounds very similar to that of Matt Barlow's voice. The only difference is that Jesus's voice isn't as cool."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Pop music

Pop music is probably the biggest waste of time this side of Rap. Mostly, the singers are stupid teens with no talent singing about love or what a great day it is. Pop artists never touch on serious or meaningful topics, as it would alienate their fanbase.

Set "Pop music was created by Satan as a way to torture human beings and drive good music FURTHER underground."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Halo

An excellent game for Xbox. The original Halo came out on launch day, and it was the reason many people bought the system. Halo 2 was released on November 9, 2004, and it surpassed the original in quality. Now the gaming world waits for Halo 3. Come on Bungie!!

Set "Who wants to come over to my house and play halo 2 all night long?"

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

alive in athens

Alive in Athens is arguably the greatest live album ever recorded. This fantastic album proves that Matt Barlow truly has one of the best voices in metal ever. If you don't own this album, get out to the store and buy it.

Set "Iced Earth rules. Alive in Athens is a fantastic album."

by Set Abominae July 23, 2007

Kataklysm

Kataklysm, is a fucking awesome Death Metal band from Canada. Their recent albums have kicked more ass than Chuck Norris. Shadows and Dust, Serenity in Fire, and In the Arms of Devastation are awesome albums that any TRUE metal fan should take a look at.

Poser Metal fan "Dood! Liek, what's Kataklysm? Are they as brutal as Slipknot?"

Set "Slipknot couldn't hold a god damn candle to the greatness of this band. GTFO and go buy In the Arms of Devastation."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

KoRn

KoRn is a band that pioneered the Nu-Metal genre. This of course means that it spawned a bunch of other shitty bands that are even worse than it, although that's pretty hard to imagine. KoRn's fan base consists of whining bitches who think their life is horrible, when in reality, there is nothing wrong. The KoRn fan base will also argue that the band is hated among metal heads do to it's different sound. In reality, different is a poor word to use, more like shitty. KoRn has ruined the Metal genre and spawned countless posers who are just in it for the money (Just like KoRn is).

Set "I like to think of KoRn as crap, that proceeded to spawn more crap."

by Set Abominae March 16, 2007

Anime Music Video

Anime Music Videos are one of the primary reasons that the internet is full of garbage. These peices of shit are churned out by the hundreds each hour onto the internet because all the Japanophiles and Wapanese retards have to much time on their hands. It's a commonly known fact that most AMV's use Linkin Park. It's not really known why all the anime freaks use this music, probably due to high levels of Emo in their songs. The anime music videos that don't use LP most likely use other Emo music, or worse, shitty J-pop.

Set "Posting an Anime Music Video on the internet is essentially the same thing as littering."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007