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fortnut

verb | ˈfɔrtˈnət
A portmanteau of the words "fortnight" and "(to) nut." When you only masturbate once every two weeks.

E.g., Kieran only plays the meat flute once every two weeks for maximum orgasmic power. This is called fortnutting.

by serapheseraphim December 18, 2023