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Hanze

Verb: getting dicked by a cactus laced with HIV positive blood while screaming out all the names of your relatives in alphabetical order, then proceeding to snap thy neck with a sharpened rubix cube.
Twat 1: hey did you hear what happened with Twat 2?
Twat 3: all i know is that he died, do you know how?
Twat 1: oh yeah, I injected him with octopus sperm and he hanzed himself.
Twat 3: that sucks man, you still have some octocum?

(and everybody clapped)
by seasonal diaspora October 12, 2018
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