1 definition by sean blacksmith
Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.
See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)
Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"
See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)
Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"
by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011