Definitions by scrappy samcat

Fudgy Fur 

When hair around the anus gets matted with "fudge" from improper wiping,
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.

"I need a shower, I got fudgy fur."
"Those flushable butt wipes help relieve fudgy fur issues."

Fudgy Fur by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009

Hershey Hair 

Any time feces are embedded in hair.

"He's such a butt-kisser, he has hershey hair."

Hershey Hair by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009

BWCM

"Busy With Cock in Mouth"

What a chick says to dudes she hates, when they want her attention.
Especially useful when she's already digging her Sweet Baby Boy.
Can be used to describe any sexual encounter, or major screw up.
May also show optimism: "I'm hanging with Matt, gonna be BWCM all night."
NOT to be confused with "Bored With Cock in Mouth," for this is an IMPOSSIBLE scenario!

BWCM by Scrappy SamCat January 19, 2009