Definitions by scrampledeggs

Chub chum 

Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.

After another brutal day on the rig, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd

Chub chum by Scrampledeggs April 26, 2023

Chub chum 

Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.

After another brutal day on the pole, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd

Chub chum by Scrampledeggs April 26, 2023

Trussterfuck 

To completely and rapidly fuck up a situation, even though you know nothing about it.

The UK economy is a total Trussterfuck.

Trussterfuck by Scrampledeggs October 20, 2022

Haadya 

The most caring and artistically talented person you’ll ever meet. No seriously, they’re very reliable and kind and can create beautiful works of art from almost any medium. They’re usually great at crafts, buying black boots and cute little trinket dishes, and brunching. Not only do Haadya’s have the perfect ratio of consonants to vowels in their name, but they’re also hot af :)

“Oh dude you’re friends with a Haadya? That’s sick!”

Haadya by scrampledeggs November 24, 2021