scott p. kelly's definitions

cockbrella

When a mans gut is so large it hangs over his penis shading it from the sun.

Bill had to lift up his cockbrella to take a piss.

by scott p. kelly December 11, 2007

cuntbrella

When a womens gut is so large it hangs over her vagina shadeing it from the sun

I had to use my forearm to hold up Marys cuntbrella so I could go down on her.

by scott p. kelly December 11, 2007