school_chromebook_user's definitions

monkey with tenticles

what you will become if you don't become a bagel in under 0.5 seconds

Random Streamer: HELLO EVERYBODY!!! MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE OR ELSE YOU WILL BECOME A MONKEY WITH TENTICLES
Me: *shuts laptop* 👁️👄👁️

by school_chromebook_user November 26, 2025

milkified apples

the action of grabbing the school milk and dumping the school apples into the school milk.

Friend: Schoolchromebook_user has eaten milkified apples again...

Schoolchromebook_user (me): want some?
Friend: FUH NAH!

by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025

Therian ⨺

A person who identifies as an animal and feels a close connection towards animals. It is short for therianthropy but therian is short. It is not to be assosiated with furries

Friend: you're a therian ⨺?
Me: yea..
Friend: ewwwww
Me: Its who I am I cant change it
Friend: ok..whatever
Friend: what is that anyway
Me: exactly
Me: I idenitfy as an animal for short
Friend: fuck myself bro..

by school_chromebook_user November 21, 2025

homeless man

The man who begs for money on the streets then grabs your arm and asks if you have a boyfriend; a song that me and my friend made. Let me demonstrate
🎵Saminimina, eyey🎵
🎵Im a homeless mannnn"
🎵Saminamina san guela🎵
🎵I know, ahh ahh🎵

*me and my friend walking on the street to get ice cream*
*sees homeless man*
*walks past*
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmredrftr5e6dtfyr6tdesdtcfgvhuyt6r5e4wsrdxfcgfvhijkl
Friend: what was that for???
Me: idrk

by school_chromebook_user November 21, 2025

bingus fingus badadadingus

When you break you fingers while jumping off a cliff

Me: Let's jump off a cliff
Friend: YEAAAA
*breaks fingers*
Friend: .
Me: ...bingus fingus badadadingus

by school_chromebook_user November 21, 2025

scrolling

what you are doing right now

You must be in science class waiting for your teacher to stop yapping about her husband

or you're like me, in bed at 10:06 on a school night making an urban dictionary word

Dude 1: uhm ya good? he's been scrolling for ages I don't think he's aware of what's happening
Dude 3: yea for real
Dude 2: AHHHHHHHCDERT^&UIKJNBVCDSWER%T^&*UIKMJNBVCXSWER$%^&*(IOKLMJNBVCDER%T^&*IK
Dude 1 and 3: ... yeah let's just go..

by school_chromebook_user December 1, 2025

shingles

a way to say the s word without saying the s word; andingadingadignadignadgina; being really humanly human

Friend: hey schoolchromebook_user.. I might have broken your school chromebook
Me: Fu-.... SHINGLES!!! I MEANT SHINGLES
Friend: MS TORO-

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025