goof off

to leave a crowd to find a hidden place and masturbate. especially at work.
Instead of dealing with customers, alex goes away to goof off. "If you ever want to find a good place to goof off, ask joaquen." George goofs off to pictures of his friends. what a perv. Goofing off is not cool, and should only be done in privacy.
by schememaster April 24, 2008
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