1 definition by sayparmesan
An Isabel is an unimaginable beautiful and clever human, with a wit as sharp as a Damascus sword and a heart as warm as a high-fire kiln. Isabel cured diabetes, but the FDA called her solutions “too advanced” and “beyond human capability.” Isabel scales Mount Everest starting on the third Friday of every month. Her transcript is perfect, having never gotten below 96.7% on any examination. Taylor Swift based the song “Bad Blood” on her secret rivalry with an Isabel. Last year, Isabel even saw Jeb at the mall, and he clapped for HER.
by sayparmesan March 13, 2018